OMG.....yup I still Look Good with Mutation

 [heads up I write some fun and crazy stuff to make it seem believe able]



1.The name of the Mutation strain that has affected me is called 'Thesisperdominis' (the-sis-per-dom  inis)

2. The physical changes are that my head has gotten bigger and some weird vines grew on my head,I also have grown an eye on my forehead plus my eye's color have completely changed,and my two front,bottom,teeth grew big and stood out of my mouth!Not only that but holly cow!My cheek is in so much pain because of the teeth that decided to grow there like i'm gaining an extra set of teeth and space for my mouth.These weird black splotches on both sides of my face bring me displeasure because it fees like slime or something crawling and in golfing my face,not to mention the Very disturbing,itchy,yet awesome scar that trails down my face,I think I may have cut myself bad.All in all,I feel perfectly horrible,mainly because of the pain but this is wicked cool!

3.Did I mention the scar cuts all the way to the end of my belly button!!!The other things that you can't see is that I have not two but FOUR arms/claws,I also have a weird octopus tail sort of thing that i'm too embarrassed to show cause I....can't....control it...........and the last thing is I have webbed feet with scales going up it,I CANT WEAR MY SHOES BECAUSE IT HURTS....that is not normal.....

4.Emotional changes you say.......I ALL OF THE SUDDEN WANT TO FIGHT,YELL,AND EAT MEAT LIKE FOR REALZ!?!?!?!?!?!I seem to have more of an 'explosive' change in emotion,yo I literally tried to eat a Puppy,A PUPPY!?!?!?!?!?Now i'm upset.......

5. I got some advantages that cover up my disadvantages!For one,I can like totally breathe under water and swim well...must be the webbed feet and weird scales.I can like totally mimic people's appearance and voices,though I have to be careful because if I do it often i'll pass out or vomit a lot which is painful and gross.Last but not least,those black blotches are my blood,saliva,and tears I guess,and I don't know how but the secret scientist I went to said it was poisonous....yay?My heart is pumping poisonous blood and I have poisonous saliva but yet somehow i'm not dead from it?If something bites me it's dead????

6. As for habits...well I've noticed how active I am at night and that I roaming around trying to mark everything as mine by scratching it(i'm getting possessive),I also noticed that I tend to eat more and more without gaining any weight.Plus Ive noticed I have been resenting furniture......I woke up on the couch and it was ......no longer considered a couch.....

7. Besides the daily extra dose of lots of meat and small occasional plants,Ive..........taken a liking to um.....bugs....ya I know,but they taste like beef which is good....especially scorpions and ants!!!!They are soooo good dipped with sauce,the scorpions in the sauce I mean.

8. Besides the constant stares and screams....NOPE it has not affected anything (sarcasm)

9. Literally what is learning!?!?What is school!?!?! The only thing I know how to do is instinct......yes,it has affected my desire to learn which I no longer have.It's like my mind said 'ya know what?Trusting your instincts is better than learning them.'

10. Obviously yes,I was going to grow up to help animals and save endangered species but at this rate i'll just either devour them or make them go extinct.